Enrique

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

surprisebitch:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH


truth tea spilled

surprisebitch:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

truth tea spilled

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

shotgunbourbon:

psyducked:

party time

I LAUGHED SO HARD

deepthroatdemon:

yeahiwasintheshit:

this is art

HE NEEDS TO QUIT AND GO HOME

teenkouhi:


THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA